Vernon The Company Man

Vernon The Company Man by Les Claypool
Vernon was a company man 
He kept his hair trimmed short 
And his sideburns shaved 
He was a Brill cream man 
He liked Swiss and ham 
He drank beer out of can 
On Saturdays 
He was a company man 

Vernon was a company man 
His hat glommed on to his head 
Like a bottle cap 
His face read 
Like a topographical map 
And he could chat like a bird 
When there was nothing to say 
He was a company man 

Vernon was a company man 
He had an Ex-wife and ex-kid 
An ex-dog an ex-house 
He played footsies with 
A dead mans spouse 
Then the Marlboro man 
Dug him an early grave 
He's a company man 
He's a company man