Lifestyles Of The Not So Rich And Famous

Honey they're bringin' out a TV crew
They wanna do a story 'bout me and you
They'll be stringin' up bright lights in the backyardThere'll be cameras on their shoulders
We'll be readin' cue cards
Leave them long johns on the line
If the kids look dirty, that'll be just fineThey're gonna put us on lifestyles
Of the not so rich and famous
They wanna see us go hog wild
Over beans and barbecueThey wanna see my Fair lane up on blocks
The holes in all our socks
Talkin' 'bout lifestyles
Of the not so rich and famousTell them bout your mama and the bowling league
Tell them bout junior and his baseball team
I'll show them my nine point buck on the wallI'll blow a few times on my new duck call
Let them see old blue how he sleeps all day
We'll bring out the Elvis TV traysThey're gonna put us on lifestyles
Of the not so rich and famous
They wanna see us go hog wild
Over beans and barbecueThey wanna see my Fair lane up on blocks
The holes in all our socks
Talkin' 'bout lifestyles
Of the not so rich and famousYeah our idea of high class livin'
Is sittin' on the porch on a cool night
Our Champagne and Caviar
Is an RC cola and a moon pieI'm talkin' 'bout lifestyles
Of the not so rich and famous
Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous