A Good Way To Get On My Bad Side

A little lady standin' next to me
Isn't she a pretty thing?
I'm the one who put that ring on her left handAnother fella can tip his hat
And I'm as gentle as a pussycat
But let it go much further than that and he's a dead man'Cause that's a good way, that's a real good way
That's a good way to get on my bad sideA politician on my TV
He says he's only lookin out for me
He says he knows what the poor man needs in the long runBut every year he gives himself a raise
With a chunk of every buck I make
Now he's talkin' like he wants to take my shotgunWell, that's a good way, that's a real good way
That's a good way to get on my bad sideI ain't looking for no trouble
Dont wanna start no fight
Dont want more than I got comin
I only wanna do whats rightJust treat me like I treat you
And well get along just fine
But mister, take one step across that lineAnd that's a good way, that's a real good way
That's a good way to get on my bad sideI like Van Halen and I like George Jones
Charlie Daniels and the Rolling Stones
And Bocephus, when he rocks and rolls still kills meThere ought to be a law against cowboy rap
And all that boy band crap
A little sissy in a cowboy hat ain't country, noBut that's a good way, that's a real good way
That's a good way to get on my bad side
Yeah, that's a real good way to get on my bad sideThat's a good way, that's a real good way
That's a good way to get on my bad side
That's a good way, that's a real good way
That's a good way to get on my bad side