El demonio en casa

No se que historia te invente
para que te quedaras a dormir aquí
lo cierto que eso fue hace meses
y no te dio ganas de querer salir
poco a poco minaste el terreno
olvidando cosas como el secador
hasta que te adueñaste de todo
incluso del control de mi televisor
hoy mi libertad bosteza
pues la generala me prohibió salir
es viernes y me quedo en casa
por que su mamá hoy viene a cocinar
y desfila con su look de tubos
al mas puro estilo de la vecindad
fue tan difícil que entrara y se ve imposible hacerla salir

El demonio en casa empezó de oveja
hoy pido permiso mientra limpia el piso para invitar un amigo
el demonio en casa maquina del sexo
dice cuando se hace dicta como se hace
y a la hora que le convenga
el demonio en casa...no quiere salir.

Desde que empezaste con las dieta
no se encuentra nada en el congelador
tu llevas 3 kilos de mas y yo le abierto 3 huecos al cinturón
ya cambiaste el número de casa
para que esas golfas nunca llamen mas
y me pusiste un celular y tu guardas la clave para mi buzón
el demonio se mudo a mi casa
y no hay exorcismo que la haga salir
ya coloco una foto de ella junto a su mamá
en el recibidor
y del closet ni entrar en detalles
que es campo minado a lo Afganistán
entre blusas y bisutería
ya no tengo espacio ni para un calcetín

El demonio en casa empezó de oveja
el demonio en casa maquina del sexo
y a la hora que le convenga
Entre la limpieza y la cocina
la pedicurista y su peinador
trabajan mas de 6 en casa
y estoy sospechando de su entrenador.

I don't know what story I made up for you
for you to stay and sleep over here
the truth is it was months ago
and you didn't feel like going out
bit by bit you mined the field
leaving things like the hair dryer
till you took over everything
even my tv remote control
today my freedoms yawns
because the general has forbidden me to go out
its friday and I'm staying home
because her mom is coming today to cook
and she walks around with her curlers 
all kinda neighbourhood style
so hard to get her in and now impossible to get her out.

the devil at home started as a sheep
today I ask for permission while she sweeps the floor to invite a friend
the devil in the house sex machine
says when it's done dictates how it's done
and at the time she pleases
the devil in the house... won't come out.

Since you started with the diets
won't find anything on the fridge
you show 6.5 more pounds and I've punched 3 more wholes in my belt.
you already changed the house number
so that those sluts won't call anymore
and you got me a cell phone and keep the password to my voicemail

the devil moved into my house
and there's no exorcism that will make her come out
she already placed a picture of her and her mom
in the lobby
and about the closet, better don't go there
that is like a mined filed in afghanistan
between blouses and bijouterie
I don't even have room for a sock.
the devil at home started as a sheep
today I ask for permission while she sweeps the floor to invite a friend

the devil in the house sex machine
says when it's done dictates how it's done
and at the time she pleases
the devil in the house... won't come out.
between the cleaning and the kitchen
the pedicurist and her hairdresser
more than 6 work at the house 
and I'm suspicious about her trainer.