Gangsters & Pranksters

Donnybrook between two gangsters 
  And a bunch of merry pranksters 

  Two against a .22 
  Well who d'ya think is gonna win that 
  Fight...  fight? 

  Ten to one it's the gangsters 
  Those pranksters, they can't even fight 

  Gangsters like their knuckles bloody 
  Pranksters spike the drinks of their buddies 

  Gangsters treat their ladies right 
  And pranksters curse their chickless plights 
  (Aw man, there's no...dames) 

  I've got all this Harvard LSD 
  Why won't anyone fuck me?!