WNYU 89.1 Freestyle 5/10/2000

[intro]Yo, it's scrooge... scroogeScrooge is up in here...ho ho ho!!![chorus]I wish you a merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new religionI wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new year[verse]Jesus ain't nuttin but a corpse to me, who is heCome over g and a pair of scrotums hangin off the treeChoke the messiah, chop off your memberAnd then I'll roast your nuts over an open fireYour jiggolo's big piccolo stick'll growWhen I'm swappin spit with a hoe under the missile toeYo, I'll 
  
 get under this chicks clothesYou'll be one dead slob after your neck's clogged with egg nog, chokeThe night before christmas, you're feelin the essenceBreak in your crib, I got a posse of midgets stealin your presentsRight through the chimney, you think we're rottenWe're takin everything you got, kid down to every stinking stockingRobbin' you in a santa suit, strippin you like a dancer's bootSanta clause is dead, you'll die from cancer, dukeI'm dreamin of a white christmas, I sniff this 8-ball of coke