Shower Days

In the morning I awake
I feel my bladder about to break
I scratch my balls I rub my eyes
Just feeling lousyMy girlfriend tells me that
It's time to take a bath
I say, "no, not today, it's only tuesday"Once every 24 hours
I'm supposed to take a shower
That's not the way I do it
Do it do itPersonal hygiene is the last thing on my mind
I don't want to do it
Do it do itIt doesn't make a difference to me
Everyday I do the same old thing
So why should I have to be clean?Those dreaded wednesdays and saturdays
Also known as shower days
I hate them