Laughing with Lucifer at Satan's Sideshow

You'll always have a home here, to make whatever kind of records you want
We don't do special packaging
For bands that haven't gone gold
They rejected your video
So what do you want us to do
You should consider yourself lucky
Any other major label
Would've dropped you by now
The people here in radio
Just don't like your band
At least your records are in the stores
Well, we won't do a thing
Unless the single moves
He's in a meeting
Can he call you right back