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Only An Expert
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Laurie Anderson
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альбомы: Homeland
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Now only an expert can deal with the problem Because half the problem is seeing the problem And only an expert can deal with the problem Only an expert can deal with the problemSo if theres no expert dealing with the problem Its really actually twice the problem Cause only an expert can deal with the problem Only an expert can deal with the problemNow in America we like solutions We like solutions to problems And theres so many companies that offer solutions Companies with names like Pet Solution The Hair Solution. The Debt Solution. The World Solution. The Sushi Solution. Companies with experts ready to solve the problems. Cause only an expert can see theres a problem And only an expert can deal with the problem Only and expert can deal with the problemNow lets say youre invited to be on Oprah And you dont have a problem But you want to go on the show, so you need a problem So you invent a problem But if youre not an expert in problems Youre probably not going to invent a very plausible problem And so youre probably going to get nailed Youre going to get exposed Youre going to have to bow down and apologize And beg for the publics forgiveness. Cause only an expert can see theres a problem And only an expert can deal with the problem Only an expert can deal with the problemNow on these shows, the shows that try to solve your problems The big question is always How can I get control? How can I take control? But dont forget this is a question for the regular viewer The person whos barely getting by. The person whos watching shows about people with problems The person whos part of the 60% of the U.S. population 1.3 weeks away, 1.3 pay checks away from homelessness. In other words, a person with problems. So when experts say, Lets get to the root of the problem Lets take control of the problem So if you take control of the problem you can solve the problem. Now often this doesnt work at all because the situation is completely out of control. Cause only an expert can deal with the problem Only an expert can deal with the problem Only an expert can deal with the problemSo who are these experts? Experts are usually self-appointed people or elected officials Or people skilled in sales techniques, trained or self-taught To focus on things that might be identified as problems. Now sometimes these things are not actually problems. But the expert is someone who studies the problem And tries to solve the problem. The expert is someone who carries malpractice insurance. Because often the solution becomes the problem. Cause only an expert can deal with the problem Only an expert can deal with the problem Only an expert can deal with the problemNow sometimes experts look for weapons. And sometimes they look everywhere for weapons. And sometimes when they dont find any weapons Sometimes other experts say, If you havent found any weapons It doesnt mean there are no weapons. And other experts looking for weapons find things like cleaning fluids. And refrigerator rods. And small magnets. And they say, These things may look like common objects to you But in our opinion, they could be weapons. Or they could be used to make weapons. Or they could be used to ship weapons. Or to store weapons. Cause only an expert can see they might be weapons And only an expert can see they might be problems. Cause only an expert can deal with the problem Only an expert can deal with the problem Only an expert can deal with the problemAnd sometimes, if its really really really hot. And its July in January. And theres no more snow and huge waves are wiping out cities. And hurricanes are everywhere. And everyone knows its a problem. But if some of the experts say its no problem And other experts claim its no problem Or explain why its no problem Then its simply not a problem. But when an expert says its a problem And makes a movie and wins an Oscar about the problem Then all the other experts have to agree that it is most likely a problem. Cause only an expert can deal with the problem Only an expert can deal with the problem Only an expert can deal with the problemAnd even though a county can invade another country. And flatten it. And ruin it. And create havoc and civil war in that other country If the experts say that its not a problem And everyone agrees that theyre experts good at seeing problems Then invading that country is simply not a problem. And if a country tortures people And holds citizens without cause or trial and sets up military tribunals This is also not a problem. Unless theres an expert who says its the beginning of a problem. Cause only an expert can deal with the problem Only an expert can deal with the problem Only an expert can deal with the problemOnly an expert can see theres a problem And see the problem is half the problem And only an expert can deal with the problem Only an expert can deal with the problem
Это интересно:Лори Андерсон (Laurie Anderson) родилась 5 июля 1947 года в Чикаго. Окончила Колумбийский университет - изучала архитектуру, строительное дело. Университетская жизнь в среде манхэттенской богемы дала ей понимание возможностей в современном искусстве (поп-арт, концептуализм, церемонии) и новых музыкальных подходов (минимализм, электронная серьезная музыка).В 1972-8 годах появились ее первые "художественные"... продолжение
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