If U Cant Swing It

Mister Paganini, please play my rhapsody 
 And if you cannot play it, won't you sing it 
 And if you can't sing it, you simply have to 
 swing it 
 I said swing it 
 Oh-oh-oh swing it 
 And don't ding it 

 Oh mister Paganini, we breathlessly await 
 Your masterful dA?A?A?a€sA¬A…A?tente, go-o on and sling it 
 And if you can't sling it 
 You'll simply have to swing it 
  
 I said swing it 
 And scattywahwah 
 And wahdyscatla 

 We've heard your repertoire and 
 At the final bar 
 We've greeted you with wild applause 
 But what a great ovation 
 Your interpretation 
 Pat-scoodle-atty-doody yeah yeah yeah 

 Oh Mister Paganini, now don't you be a meanie 
 What have you up your sleeve, go on and spring it 

 And if you can't spring it, you'll simply have to 
 swing it