I Like Girls

I bought a Porsche
	And I'm leavin' Grand Rapids
	Quit my job, quit my school,
	Quit this place
	My mother cried
	My father was fried
	Hey, I've got no time, man
	I wanna say goodbye to my babes
	I like girls

	I dumped Sheila on Thursday
	I'll drop Melissa today
	I'll kiss some tears off of Donna
	Ask if she'll call on Shauna
	Amanda, and Sandra and Kay
	I like girls, I love 'em to death

	Hey Valentino! You goin' somewhere?
	You wouldn't sneak out on me, would you?
	What's that a blond hair?
	He must visualize himself an Errol Flynn

	I see myself a suave sophisticated lover
	I'll meet a rich hot old Hollywood dame
	You see, my ultimate goal
	Will be my life bein' told
	In a penthouse letter that I can frame
	And keep at home.
	I like girls, I love 'em, oh yeah

	New luggage? Did you say you were going
	Somewhere? Oh, just out for some fresh air.
	Does she have a nice pair?

	He was swallowed alive by the freeway
	Turned into an ant on parade
	He bravely drove off that beast
	Aimed his car back to the east
	Why be a snack at home?
	I'm a feast, for the girls
	I like girls, I really like 'em

	Well, well, well. Look who's back. Run out of gas?
	Patty, I was just gonna call you. Look...
	I left Donna and Shauna
	And Katy and Carrie
	Melissa and Dena
	I just didn't have any use for 'em
	I just want you
	Really, no really, honest!

	Oink off!